I have ESP

So in my last real post (not counting history is for losers) I make some bold predictions as to how things go down for me in races. Well I must have ESP because that is exactly what happened. Down at the Chesapeake crit today I found myself in a great position on the starting line and got a great clip in which leads to being on the front. I didn't really gun it hard or anything but on the backstretch I look back only to see that I am by myself, alright time to go I guess. So two or three laps later I get brought back which is kinda a bummer since I felt pretty good up front and all doing a strong pace but no no, not to be had. The race itself was pretty boring, no real slowdowns or searing acceleration, just a steady 26.5-28 ish pace that allowed for four wide in tight turns and some jokers par-taking in said activities. Which leads me to wonder why "teams" of 10-15 riders in a race do not do more work to clean up races like this, I mean what's the point of wearing the same goofy ass jersey every race if there is no assemblance of team racing action. I digress, this race was asking for a crash being how turns were taken and the number of jokers that were red-lining the piss outta themselves while not riding wheels. This simple fact made it difficult to grow a pair of balls and move up. With one to go I was chillin about 20th ish goin into the second turn when a sweet move was pulled a couple wheels up, some baller status rider has learned to go through turns without looking while riding in the middle of the pack. Sweet move until he realized that it would be easier for him if he did look at the turn. This change of heart caused mayhem in the pack that resulted in the dude in front of me eating a curb. I got checked up and then sprinted back on to the group finished somewhere back of mid pack. Later on in the 1-2-3 race I got to watch Keith "BAMF" Johnson bridge up to one tough bitch who had been by himself for 10-15 laps. These two guys just rolled on through to the finish while the field kept attacking each other, pretty cool to watch, must suck to sit in on. Anyways, tomorrow is sleep day, prob sleep til like 3 pm then get up and pretend to study for the final on monday, sweet life